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This column is long overdue. To put it in library terms Cheap Cordrea Tankersley Jersey , which I guess I already did (but I'd like to elaborate), this column is like checking out a book in 1998 but not returning it until yesterday. And by yesterday, I really mean tomorrow. This analogy will only grow as time continues because yesterday and tomorrow are both relative terms. I can't wait until the space creatures read this in the year 2577. Maybe they will e-mail me when they do, just so I feel like my previous sentence came with a purpose...


As far as my purpose, I'd like to address the issue of valet parking this week because, quite frankly Cheap Charles Harris Jersey , I think it's the worst system in the world. If I was still on that library kick, I'd add that Dewey Decimal ? if that is his real name ? would be laughing in his grave. Now I understand that this is a ?fancy? way to park because someone is doing the parking for you, and anytime someone does something for you, it's automatically fancy. The same ideology is what makes room service more than just expensive food. I also know the argument that valet parking is a privilege, because instead of having to park your own car into a visibly tight spot, some random person will park your car into an area that you can't see because that's how special it is. Privileges aside Cheap Xavien Howard Jersey , this worries me because if you took away the voluntary nature of the system, it would be considered grand theft auto...


That's right ? valet parking is the one time when we are basically telling a stranger, ?Go ahead, steal my car. I trust that it'll be here later.? And sure, virtually 100% of the time it is. But what about that 0% of the time when your car just isn't there and that valet parker turns out to be a person who knows how to find the appropriate attire online? Furthermore, what is the guarantee that your stuff inside the car will still be there? This is a time period when the valet can do anything he wants with your car ? change the radio station Cheap Laremy Tunsil Jersey , eat your food, kill your friend still sitting in the passenger seat ? so we need to think more carefully about why we continue to utilize this system...